Thursday, February 21, 2013
One Liners...Center Bolt
Everytime I go home early from an official travel, I see to it that I bring the girls either to the village play ground, church (there's a playground there too) or most of the time the nearby Waltermart Mall ( just 50 steps away from the house I guess). While reading in the Children's Book Section (yes, they do have book section and we only go there to read the opened ones), Baby Dax wanted to answer the call of nature. And so I brought them to the men's rest room although Ate Bob would always insists that we are on the wrong room as they are supposed to be in the girls. Anyway, inside the handicapped cubicle (bigger and with enough space for the three of us), I decided to pee also after the two girls are done. It was the first time for Baby Dax to see me pee. Here's what happened.
Baby Dax : (pulling my shirt from the back while Im doing my thing), Papa you should sit down when you pee. (She pulls some more and with a loud voice commanded me to sit down). Thus, I could hardly aim my pee. Added to that, she would try her best to look at how I pee and so I have to shove her away.
To the rescue is Ate Bob as Baby Dax would not let go of my shirt and keeps on pulling me downwards so that I can sit down.
Ate Bob : (She was laughing at baby dax and she goes) Baby Dax, that's how boys pee, they stand up so that their CENTER BOLT can aim right to the urinal. lols.
Going out of the cubicle, I could only mutter to myself "Sorry Manang Janitor" as my pee is all over the place, in the floor, on the wall and on the toilet seat.