Thursday, February 21, 2013

One Liners...Center Bolt


Everytime I go home early from an official travel, I see to it that I bring the girls either to the village play ground, church (there's a playground there too) or most of the time the nearby Waltermart Mall ( just 50 steps away from the house I guess). While reading in the Children's Book Section (yes, they do have book section and we only go there to read the opened ones), Baby Dax wanted to answer the call of nature. And so I brought them to the men's rest room although Ate Bob would always insists that we are on the wrong room as they are supposed to be in the girls. Anyway, inside the handicapped cubicle (bigger and with enough space for the three of us), I decided to pee also after the two girls are done. It was the first time for Baby Dax to see me pee. Here's what happened.

Baby Dax : (pulling my shirt from the back while Im doing my thing), Papa you should sit down when you pee. (She pulls some more and with a loud voice commanded me to sit down). Thus, I could hardly aim my pee. Added to that, she would try her best to look at how I pee and so I have to shove her away.

To the rescue is Ate Bob as Baby Dax would not let go of my shirt and keeps on pulling me downwards so that I can sit down.
Ate Bob : (She was laughing at baby dax and she goes) Baby Dax, that's how boys pee, they stand up so that their CENTER BOLT can aim right to the urinal. lols.

Going out of the cubicle, I could only mutter to myself "Sorry Manang Janitor" as my pee is all over the place, in the floor, on the wall and on the toilet seat.




12 comments:

mike said...

ROFL!!!! Been there, done that. it's always a struggle when you have young ones with you when you have to pee.

poor mr. janitor. :)

Senyor Iskwater said...

ooohh... it's center bolt now... I really laughed hard on this post!

i hope we could see ate bob and baby dax on sunday...

take your time with them, lapit na kasi eh...

Jei Son said...

Dami ko dito tawa... hahaha sarap pag may anak.. kelan kaya?

Anthony said...

May natutunan akong term from ate bob, the CENTER BOLT. Medyo awkward pero funny and sorry to Mr. Janitor, hindi naman sadya. :D

Phioxee said...

hahaha ang hirap maging daddy kung witty masyado yung mga daughter. tama nga naman si ate bob.

Rix said...

Wow ateng ate si ate Bob sa pagpapaliwanag kay baby Dax :)

joanne said...

Ang witty talaga ni Ate Bob! At san kaya nya nakuha ang term na center bolt, hahaha.

Pink Line said...

haha! witty little girls...i like the term center bolt!

Overthinker Palaboy said...

Kawawa din yung susunod na gagamit ng CR :P

June | Life and Spices said...

Nyahaha. did you asked her where did she got the word?

June | Life and Spices said...

Nyahaha. did you asked her where did she got the word?

joy said...

That was funny:)
Anyway, I nominated you in my blog. Hope you find time to visit:)