Tuesday, March 19, 2013
One Liners...Bribing : NY Edition
Since I am away from home, my one liners this time is through the accounts of wifey.
With the advent of her graduation day, Ate Bob has to memorize her valedictory speech as required by the school. For three consecutive days now, wifey has been telling me that Ate Bob is so stubborn and would not practice her speech. According to wifey, she has unleashed all her persuasive powers including dagger looks and coercion but to no avail.
Mama : Ate Bob, kelangan mo na i memorize yung speech mo kase nakakahiya pag hindi mo na memorize.
Ate Bob : Silent and not moving.
Mama : Ate Bob, if you like I will buy a new book for you basta ma memorize mo lang yung speech mo.
Ate Bob : Mama, are you trying to bribe me?