Tuesday, March 19, 2013

One Liners...Bribing : NY Edition


Since I am away from home, my one liners this time is through the accounts of wifey.

With the advent of her graduation day, Ate Bob has to memorize her valedictory speech as required by the school. For three consecutive days now, wifey has been telling me that Ate Bob is so stubborn and would not practice her speech. According to wifey, she has unleashed all her persuasive powers including dagger looks and coercion but to no avail.

Mama : Ate Bob, kelangan mo na i memorize yung speech mo kase nakakahiya pag hindi mo na memorize.
Ate Bob : Silent and not moving.
Mama : Ate Bob, if you like I will buy a new book for you basta ma memorize mo lang yung speech mo.
Ate Bob : Mama, are you trying to bribe me?

Lols.

10 comments:

joanne said...

Haha, so adorable talaga ni Ate Bob! Super witty ng baby mo, kakatuwa..

Rix said...

ahaha at least bata pa lang si Ate Bob di na sya masusuhulan :D

JonDmur said...

ok ah ^^

Senyor Iskwater said...

nakakatuwa naman... so at least habang maaga alam nating bribing won't work for ate Bob... hahaha

Anthony said...

magiging matapat na lingkod ng gobyerno si ate, hindi siya basta nasusuhulan :D

halfwhiteboy said...

haha! oh, kids...

Jei Son said...

ate bob lols

Domenic said...

love it

xx Domenic

June | Life and Spices said...

Hahahaha.. I read this when I was in Bicol..ang cute

xoxo_grah said...

she can do it...:)


xx!